“Gee, We’re Sorry We Don’t Understand The Constitution Or Guidelines.”

Somerset-Academy-Dunce---ROHSomerset Academy of Las Vegas is a charter school that, according to their website:

…..will implement the same best practices and commit to meet the same standards and quality indicators, which make them eligible to pursue and receive accreditation from the Western Association of Schools and Colleges (WASC). Such commitment to implement best practices and quality standards have proven effective in raising student achievement annually for all student populations.

One of those “best practices” seems to be to not be able to read or lie with the best of other educational institutions.

Our story starts with Mackenzie Fraiser:

In February 2015, sixth-grader Mackenzie Fraiser’s schoolteacher assigned her class a PowerPoint presentation called “All About Me.” In the presentation, Mackenzie was instructed to include a slide with an “inspirational saying” that was important to her identity. Though she planned to include her favorite Bible verse—John 3:16—Mackenzie’s teacher emphatically told her and the other students they were not allowed to put “Bible verses or quotations from the Book of Mormon” on the “inspirational sayings” slide. Mackenzie’s father, a pastor, emailed the school to ask why Mackenzie had been denied the right to include the Bible verse in her assignment. The Assistant Principal responded that they were simply following the law.

It is a bit of an understatement to say that the school thought it was “following the law.”

The email from the school was penned by Assistant Principal Jenyan C. Martinez, M. Ed who writes:

The U.S. Department of Education states that students have the right to engage in voluntary prayer or religious discussion free from discrimination, but that does not include the right to have a captive audience listen or compel other students to participate. When Mackenzie created the project with the expectation she would present the Biblical saying to the class, the matter became one of having a captive audience that would be subject to her religious beliefs. Had the assignment been designed to simply hand in for a grade, this would not have been an issue. Therefore, considering the circumstances of the assignment, Miss Jardine appropriately followed school law expectations by asking M
ackenzie to choose an alternate quote for the presentation

Martinez is attempting to “big dog” Fraiser. Her appeal to a legal authority is one meant to say “you don’t know what you are talking about.”

The problem is that Martinez got it wrong in a big way.

Share the Hoecakes

The House That Doesn’t Want To Be Sold.

Scottish-HomeA friend of ours that we have known for many years moved to Scotland. The move was not unexpected for as long as we have known her (let’s call her “Pam”) she has felt the tug of her ancestral homeland. It started with her doing genealogy research and finding relatives in Scotland. She had been through Scotland on a European trip in her college years and felt at home there, but she had commitments and family here in the States.

But the call of the Scots was strong in her. She made several trips over to the country, meeting relatives and new friends. The new acquaintances made her desire to move there all the stronger.

After the death of her parents, she took the plunge, selling or giving her possessions away here in the states. She packed her clothes, mementos and two dogs and crossed the big pond. She seemed at peace and at home. That feeling was magnified when she made a fine Scottish gentleman who treated her the way she deserved to be treated. They fell in love and married.

In the time we have known Pam, she never seemed happier and more content.

The happy couple moved a few times over the course of the years to different towns. They have great credit and so last year when they decided to move for what they hoped would be the last time, they felt confident they would be successful.

They found several homes and fell in love with one of them. The home looked out onto the Scottish hills but was close to town for shopping and cultural events. The house was smaller than the one they were living in, but the smaller size was a trade off to central heating and a more insulated home which would save them money on energy bills.

(Interestingly, when homes are listed in the UK, they list size per room. Here in the US we might say “1600 square foot home with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths and a garage.” In Scotland, the size of the rooms are given, bedrooms, dining room, kitchen, etc, but not for a garage or hallway spaces. They don’t list the footprint size of the house. You have to sort of figure that out and guess a little bit.)

Pam and her hubby made an offer on the house of their dreams and after negotiating, the offer was accepted by the owners.

That’s when the bank stepped in.

Hot Dogs. Get Yer Hot Dogs Here!

Via the Food Republic is a look at that summer staple of hot dogs and how they are prepared around the country and the world. There are a lot of choices that we had never heard about that look somewhat yummy and inspire us to try different things.


(By the way, the “Coney Island” hot dog is not from Coney Island in New York, but rather is from Michigan.)

Looney Tune Strategy.


(Courtesy A.F. Branca at Comically Incorrect.)

In Remembrance – Memorial Day.

Don’t weep for me
O’ Land of the free
When it was my time to fall
‘Twas for my country’s call
‘Twas for the land that I loved,
That I gave my all
And for the land that I loved,
I did freely give
And in her freedom
And her courage
I’ll continue to live

c. 1993 Patricia Krull

Maryland vs. Denver.

championship_lacrosse-m_di-LogoWell, here we go.

On Saturday, Maryland defeated in-state and hated rival Johns Hopkins 12 – 11 to advance to the Division I Lacrosse Championship game on Monday. There, the Terps will meet Denver who needed overtime (also known as ‘free lacrosse’) to send number one ranked Notre Dame home to South Bend.

In the Maryland game…

Hopkins didn’t go away quietly, ripping off five-straight goals — powered mostly by sophomore middie John Crawley’s four second half goals. Through the run, freshman face-off specialist Hunter Moreland was excellent, winning three-straight draws at one point, finishing 11-23 on the day. The Blue Jays also got a nice performance from goalie Eric Schneider, who finished with 13 saves.

Like the first semifinal, the nightcap also featured a dramatic finish — after Shack Stanwicks first goal of the game cut Maryland’s lead to one with 1:13 remaining, he had another shot with about :45 remaining that hit the back of the net. Maryland failed to clear, however, giving Hopkins one more look. Freshman middie Joel Tinney got a clean shot that Bernlohr saved with the butt-end of his stick and after a delay to tend to Wells Stanwick’s injury (he was hit trying to track down the rebound), Maryland ran out the final two seconds.

Yeah, the final Maryland save was made off the butt end of Maryland’s goalie’s stick. We can’t remember ever seeing that before but it was great to watch.

As for the Denver win….


championship_lacrosse-m_di-LogoThe Terps 14 -7 route of North Carolina and Johns Hopkins defeat of Syracuse sets up today’s semi-final matchup of what many consider the “blue bloods” of the sport.

Make no mistake about it, Maryland and Hopkins don’t like each other on the lacrosse field. Maryland seems to have always played the role of little sister to the Blue Jays and over the past few years, that has changed to where Maryland and Hopkins are equals and heated rivals.

On the other side of the bracket, the midwest and west step up to the faceoff circle with Notre Dame taking on Denver. Notre Dame is ranked number 1 in the country and Denver would like nothing better than to knock out the last remaining ACC team out of the tournament.

As stake in both games is a spot in the National Championship Game on Monday.

The Maryland – Hopkins game is scheduled to start at 3:30 EDT preceded by Denver – Notre Dame at 1:00 PM. Both games can be seen on ESPN.

On Friday, the Maryland woman earned a spot in Sunday’s National Championship game by beating Syracuse 10-8. If the Maryland men win tomorrow, both the men and the women will be playing for the title this weekend.

Does The Moon Really Orbit The Earth?

This is somewhat appropriate for those of us on the Space Coast!

According to Newton’s law of gravitation, the sun should “pull” way harder on the moon than the Earth does. So does the moon actually orbit the Earth? Why?

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