Newt Gingrich Super Secret Decoder Ring Now Available!
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If you really want to understand what Gingrich means when he says:
…the fact is that more people have been put on food stamps by Barack Obama than any president in American history….
and
I believe every American of every background has been endowed by their creator with the right to pursue happiness.
And if that makes liberals unhappy, I’m going to continue to find ways to help poor people learn how to get a job, learn how to get a better job and learn some day to own the job.
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You too will be able to suddenly see Newt’s comments are code words “that generate and signify race.” You’ll be able to see how pledging to provide jobs for all Americans is to “…. barely conceal a tone of racial decisiveness and contempt for the poor.”
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Crying “raaaaacism” is pretty much all Dems have left. They sure aren’t enthusiastic on running on his record, and don’t seem to be particularly vocal on mentioning ObamaCare.
The shame is that Newt and Mitt seem to be hell bent on destroying the chances of one of them getting elected, when either should be able to handily beat this pathetic chump of a manchild president.
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