Alternative Cuss Words – Tim Hawkins.

Son of a motherless goat, this video made us laugh. Fartknocker……

2 Responses to “Alternative Cuss Words – Tim Hawkins.”

  1. Lee says:

    Many years ago, I used to sail. And one very early morning during a regatta, I was on the dock heading to my boat, and I could hear someone a few docked over. They: A) Were having a very, very, very bad morning; and B) clearly had small children at home. I heard them cursing what would have been a blue streak, except they words were, “fudge,” “sugar,” “gosh darn it…” It was funny, though a smidge scary. I think he might’ve tried to strangle someone who would’ve laughed.

    • AAfterwit says:


      Thanks for the comment. It seems like it has been a long time since you have graced us with your words.

      When I read your comment, my mind immediately went to the movie A Christmas Story.

      Ralphie as an Adult: [narrating] The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was…

      The Old Man: Naddafinga!

      Ralphie: Ohhhh fuuudge!

      Ralphie as an Adult: [narrating] Only I didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash” word!

      The Old Man: [stunned] What did you say?

      Ralphie: Uh, um…

      The Old Man: That’s… what I thought you said. Get in the car… Go on.

      Ralphie as an Adult: [narrating] It was all over – I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child’s play compared to what surely awaited me.

      Hope you and your family are well.

      Merry Christmas!

      A. Afterwit.