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Biden Proves Old Testament Story: Speaks to Teamsters in Las Vegas.

On Friday, July 1, 2010, Vice President Joe “Gaffe-a-Minute” Biden took time from riding the rails, working on a budget, trying to improve the economy, increase energy independence, etc, and went to Las Vegas to speak with members of the Teamsters.

In his speech, Biden demonstrated the truth and validity of the Old Testament Biblical story found in the book of Numbers, chapter 22:

Asses actually can speak.

As it is written…….

21 Teamster President Jim Hoffa got up in the morning, saddled his donkey named Biden and went with other union leaders.
22 But the people were very angry when he went, and the angel of the Obama stood in the road to oppose him as the golf courses were better in Las Vegas than where Lord Obama was. Hoffa was riding on his donkey, and his two servants were with him.
23 When Biden saw the angel of the Obama standing in the road with a drawn 7 iron in his hand, he turned off the road into a field. Hoffa beat him to get him back on the road.
24 Then the angel of the Obama stood in a narrow path between two vineyards, with walls on both sides.
25 When the donkey saw the angel of the Obama, he pressed close to the wall, crushing Hoffa’s foot against it. So he beat Biden again.
26 Then the angel of the Obama moved on ahead and stood in a narrow place where there was no room to turn, either to the right or to the left.
27 When the donkey saw the angel of the Obama, he lay down under Hoffa, and Hoffa was angry and beat him with his staff.
28 Then Obama opened Biden’s mouth, and he said to Hoffa, “What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?”
29 Hoffa answered the donkey, “You have made a fool of me! If I had a gun in my hand, (but because we are liberals and do not believe in guns for others, I had to leave my gun in the hotel lest an evil Republican would take a photo of me) or I would kill you right now!”
30 The donkey said to Hoffa, “Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?”
“No,” Hoffa said.
31 Then Obama opened Hoffa’s eyes, and he saw the angel of the Obama standing in the road with his putter drawn. So he bowed low and fell facedown.
32 The angel of the Obama asked him, “Why have you beaten Biden these three times? I have come here to oppose you because your path is a reckless one before me. It appears you may want union dues to go somewhere other than my re-election fund and that is not a part of my plan!
33 Biden saw me and turned away from me these three times. If he had not turned away, I would certainly have killed you by now, but I would have spared him.”
34 Hoffa said to the angel of the Obama, “I have sinned. I did not realize your disdain for jobs and the economy would interrupt your golf game or your wife’s globe hopping. Please forgive a poor humble servant who barely survives on $362,000 a year!”
35 The angel of Obama said to Biden, “Go with the men, but speak only what I tell you.” So Biden and Hoffa went with the other leaders of the Teamsters.
36 When teamsters heard that Hoffa and Biden were coming, they went out to meet them at Paris, Las Vegas.
37 And the teamsters said to Biden, “Did we not send you an urgent summons? Why didn’t you come to us? Are we not here to repay you and worship you for the political favors you committed and the laws you have made for us?”
38 “Well, I have come to you now,” Biden replied. “But I cannot say just anything. I must speak only what Obama puts in my mouth.”
39 Then Biden went with Hoffa to speak to the masses of teamsters.
40 Biden and Obama sacrificed jobs and businesses, but gave some to Hoffa and the union leaders who were with them.

Number 22: 21-40 (New Liberal Version)

In his speech to the Teamsters, Biden said,

“And don’t any of you, by the way, any of you guys vote Republican,” Biden said. “I’m not supposed to say, this isn’t political. …don’t come to me if you do! You’re on your own, Jack!”

Huh? This is how the man second in line to the Presidency treats people? If you don’t vote for him, don’t come to him?

You have to vote for him in order to make your feelings known? You have to vote for four more years of the downfall of America in order to receive his attention?

You have to be one of the less than one in eight American workers that are in unions?

We sure are glad this isn’t “political.” Lord (the real one, not Obama) knows what Biden would have said if this were a “political speech.”

Biden continued to demonstrate the ideas of “coming together,” “reaching across the aisle,” and “creating an atmosphere of cooperation,” he and his boss keep talking about:

“Your logo is the horse’s head,” he told the Teamsters. “Their logo should be the other end.”

Meet the “new cooperation” – same as the “old cooperation.”

Biden then dropped this bombshell:

“They think you don’t even know what’s in your best interests. They’ve convinced themselves they know best. You’re the only thing that stands between the barbarians at the gate and them taking over,” Biden said.

This is from the mouth of the administration that has increased regulations more than any presidency in history. They have appointed more unaccountable “czars” to oversee and micromanage the American people. They have increased fees and charges, stealing every penny from every spare coin in your pocket because their administration knows how to spend your money better than you do and this donkey makes the charge that Republicans and conservatives want to control their lives?

Biden would be laughable if he weren’t such an ass.

What is truly sad and to some extent terrifying is the way the lap dogs of the Teamsters cheered as Biden spoke. It appears they are incapable of thinking on their own and only follow the directions of union leaders, much like some droid army.

How can anyone not think that the unions are bought and paid for from this administration? Surely it is easy to see that there is a quid pro quo going on. “Vote for us and we will save the outrageous pensions you have!” “Vote for us so we can bail out more companies you have helped ruin!” “Vote for us and we’ll give you those ruined companies and let you run them with government backed funds!”

And the media? They not only are silent on how this type of donkey excrement is being shoveled around, they are helping to promote it.

During the five-day convention, which closed today, Teamsters focused on the war being waged on workers by extremist politicians in the states and in Congress.

Waged war? Extremist politicians? What is the Sacramento Bee doing? Publishing a Teamsters’ Press Release verbatim?

Why yes, as a matter of fact they are.

People have long pointed to the Biblical writing found in the Book of Numbers as “proof” the Bible is false. After all, who would ever believe that an ass could speak?

We now know that asses can speak and one of them happens to be the Vice President of the United States.



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