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You Gotta Warn Us!

After yesterday’s post on Palm Bay Councilman Calvin “Tres” Holton and the “recording,” we were reading some blogs and other forums when we came upon one that mentioned the our post.

A person left this comment:

 

Sometimes I just want to slap someone with a hoecake.

 

You have to warn us when you make those types of comments. Even though our keyboard is water resistant, we only have so many screen cleaners to clean off the coffee spewed from laughter.

Give us a break, okay?

In all seriousness, thanks for the comment and complement. It is nice to be part of the jargon and the creation of a new meme.



Monday Humor.

It was a long weekend here, so we are starting off with a simple image that made us smile.

We miss manual transmissions.


Hot Air Balloons.

From the talented pens and pencils of AF Branco.

Seeing the protest balloons in Britain I think Trump would have them beat with all the hot air going after him here in America.




The King Goes Fishing.

A bit of Tuesday humor for you…..

The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.

The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain so the king and the queen went fishing.

On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm.”

The king replied: “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him.”

So the king continued on his way.

However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist.
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Don’t Take Yourself Too Seriously.

Growing up we used to live next to a great family whose patriarch was of Polish descent. As luck would have it, his wife had blonde hair.

This comes into play the two of them used to tell jokes all the time. For the guy, he would tell Polish jokes as he handed our father a beer. The two would sit on their respective back porches, laughing and solving the world’s problems. His blonde wife was a horrible story and joke teller, but she absolutely loved “blonde jokes.” She couldn’t tell them well, but she would laugh at the punch line like there was no tomorrow. Even our father, who was bald as a billiard ball, loved to tell bald jokes.

Together, the three of them taught us a great life’s lesson: never take yourself too seriously. Laugh at yourself once in awhile.

We seem to have gotten away from that these days and harmless jokes are frowned upon.

But to us, a good joke can often apply to anyone. It doesn’t matter the group, the sex, the ethnicity, etc. Plug in any group and run with it.

With that in mind, we offer this joke to brighten your Monday and your return to work:

A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS:

THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: “WHAT WILL YOU HAVE?
THE GUY REPLIES, “WHISKEY.”
THE ROBOT BRINGS BACK HIS DRINK AND ASKS, “WHAT’S YOUR IQ?”
THE GUY SAYS, “168”
The robot talks about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
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Palm Bay: A Bit Of Blogging Humor.

As is our custom, we were checking the comments for a variety of reasons including checking for legitimate comments that our anti-spam plugin for the site has put in the spam folders. If you have ever run a site, participated in running a site or even seen sites where there is always a “I made $4 million dollars working from home….” you know that spam is an issue.

As we were checking the spam filter and cleaning it out, one of real spammed comments was from a person in Russia on our post concerning the actions of Palm Bay Councilman Calvin “Tres” Holton.

The comment was promoting a website in Russia called “CalvinTalks*******” (We are not giving them free publicity.)

We laughed.

It’s funny how search engines and SEO sniffers will grab onto anything like this and then people will send out spam in response.



It’s The Economy, Stupid.

AF Branco at Comically Incorrect has a few thoughts on Trump, the Left, and the economy…..

No Good Deed

And….
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What Causes Constipation? (And One Obvious, Missing Answer.)

from a TED Talk comes this somewhat crappy question:

What Causes Constipation?

Visiting the bathroom is part of the daily human experience. But occasionally, constipation, a condition that causes a backup in your digestive system, strikes. In some especially uncomfortable cases, the food you eat can take several days to exit your body. What’s behind this unsettling phenomenon? Heba Shaheed takes us into the digestive system to find out.

Amazingly, one of the reasons for constipation is not one that we immediately thought of:

What causes constipation?

Getting elected.

Think about it.

There doesn’t seem to be a politician that ain’t full of it.



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