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We Love Bad Puns.

From Epic Parenting:

Funny stuff.



Ordering Pizza?

Sometimes ordering pizza is not as easy as it seems:

(Courtesy of DustinInteractive.)



Ace Of Spades Presents “You Might Be A Democrat If…..”

We don’t know how many people in the US aren’t familiar with comedian Jeff Foxworthy and his shtick of “you might be a redneck if…..” Over at the website Ace of Spades, they took the concept to another level with “you might be a Democrat if…..”

(We edited some of the NSFW ones out and highlighted some of our favorites.)

If you can listen to Madonna, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga complain about how Trump degrades women and not burst out laughing…

If you think a person’s gender is fluid but sexual preference is permanently fixed…

If you’re against the death penalty but are OK with abortion…

If you think the NY Times is biased in favor of conservatives…

If you believe Russians hacked the election, but there’s no need to investigate the possibility of voter fraud…

If you believe Russians hacked the election, but have no problem with the Clintons making deals to sell American uranium to Russian oligarchs…

If you believe shouting down conservative speakers is ‘free speech’…

If you believe throwing rocks at police officers and breaking windows is ‘free speech’…

If you believe that the Palestinians are entitled to a homeland, but the Israelis aren’t…

If you punch someone in the face while you’re wearing a “Love Trumps Hate” T-shirt…

If you want the government out of your bedroom while demanding free birth control…

If you can voice your presidential assassination fantasies in public without fear of consequences…

…. you might be a Democrat.

They then opened the comments to suggestions and the commenters did not disappoint:
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New Year Resolution Generator.

Feeling somewhat lost for a resolution to make (and later break) this new year? Artist John Atkinson has a solution!

We think that we have a good chance of “avoid quoting ABBA before Civil War re-enactments.”

(At least we hope so.)



You Think Hillary’s Loss Was Bad? This One Is Worse.

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Mike Earnst won the election to be the Town Treasurer of Oceanside, CA this past week.

It should be a time of celebration for him as he was re-elected to a post he had served in since December, 2010.

The only problem is that Earnst is deceased. Dead. Passed away.

Earnst went to that grand ledger in the sky in September of this year – two months before the election.

And yet he won.

Ernst was running for re-election against Nadine Scott, an attorney, special district treasurer and neighborhood activist. His death happened so close to the election that he’ll still appear on the ballot.

If he’s elected, the City Council can either call a special election or appoint someone to the position.

Oceanside City Councilman Jerry Kern said he’ll do everything he can to make sure Ernst still wins.

“Even though Gary passed away, he is still better qualified than she is,” he said.

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Nom Nom! Cookies!

In case you weren’t aware, Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster celebrated his 47th birthday on November 2.

To celebrate, he joined up with self-proclaimed cooking nerd Rosanna Pansino to bake cookies. After all, what else would you celebrate Coookie Monster’s birthday with? Cake?

The resulting video is delightful and full of laughs.

The duo then made something a little more healthy than cookies:
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail Recut As A Crazy Intense Drama.

Okay, we get it. It is difficult to take a hilarious movie like Monty Python and the Holy Grail but dang, this rehash is pretty darn close.

And before you want to comment /criticize that you can’t make people riding fake horses into a serious trailer, before you can comment you have to answer the question “what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”

With the upcoming movie ‘King Arthur: Legend of the Sword’ coming in 2017, we wondered if it might be better to just recut ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’ as a crazy intense drama. So we did!




Multitasking.

Been there. Done that. Living the dream.

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Courtesy of Grant Snider over at Incidental Comics.



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