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Don’t Take Yourself Too Seriously.

Growing up we used to live next to a great family whose patriarch was of Polish descent. As luck would have it, his wife had blonde hair.

This comes into play the two of them used to tell jokes all the time. For the guy, he would tell Polish jokes as he handed our father a beer. The two would sit on their respective back porches, laughing and solving the world’s problems. His wife was a horrible story and joke teller, but she absolutely loved “blonde jokes.” She couldn’t tell them well, but she would laugh at the punch line like there was no tomorrow. Even our father, who was bald as a billiard ball, loved to tell bald jokes.

Together, the three of them taught us a great life’s lesson: never take yourself too seriously. Laugh at yourself once in awhile.

We seem to have gotten away from that these days and harmless jokes are frowned upon.

But to us, a good joke can often apply to anyone. It doesn’t matter the group, the sex, the ethnicity, etc. Plug in any group and run with it.

With that in mind, we offer this joke to brighten your Monday and your return to work:

A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS:

THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: “WHAT WILL YOU HAVE?
THE GUY REPLIES, “WHISKEY.”
THE ROBOT BRINGS BACK HIS DRINK AND ASKS, “WHAT’S YOUR IQ?”
THE GUY SAYS, “168”
The robot talks about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
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Palm Bay: A Bit Of Blogging Humor.

As is our custom, we were checking the comments for a variety of reasons including checking for legitimate comments that our anti-spam plugin for the site has put in the spam folders. If you have ever run a site, participated in running a site or even seen sites where there is always a “I made $4 million dollars working from home….” you know that spam is an issue.

As we were checking the spam filter and cleaning it out, one of real spammed comments was from a person in Russia on our post concerning the actions of Palm Bay Councilman Calvin “Tres” Holton.

The comment was promoting a website in Russia called “CalvinTalks*******” (We are not giving them free publicity.)

We laughed.

It’s funny how search engines and SEO sniffers will grab onto anything like this and then people will send out spam in response.



It’s The Economy, Stupid.

AF Branco at Comically Incorrect has a few thoughts on Trump, the Left, and the economy…..

No Good Deed

And….
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What Causes Constipation? (And One Obvious, Missing Answer.)

from a TED Talk comes this somewhat crappy question:

What Causes Constipation?

Visiting the bathroom is part of the daily human experience. But occasionally, constipation, a condition that causes a backup in your digestive system, strikes. In some especially uncomfortable cases, the food you eat can take several days to exit your body. What’s behind this unsettling phenomenon? Heba Shaheed takes us into the digestive system to find out.

Amazingly, one of the reasons for constipation is not one that we immediately thought of:

What causes constipation?

Getting elected.

Think about it.

There doesn’t seem to be a politician that ain’t full of it.



So, Do You REALLY Want The Answer To That Question?

If you’re in England, and you ask Alexa a question, she’ll give it to you. Even if it is a long answer.

The answer is slightly different in the US:

“England and America are two countries separated by the same language” (George Bernard Shaw)



Mark Zuckerberg’s Testimony Before Congress Gets The “Bad Lip Reading Treatment.”

The results are hysterical.

“Bad lip reading” has been around for awhile and the results never cease to amaze us and make us laugh. It is somewhat creepy to look at the speakers and see how well the “bad lip reading” matches up, but that doesn’t mean it is any less humorous.

“I’d like to let everyone know that my van is for sale.”

Funny stuff!



This Made Us Laugh. Out Loud Even.

What happens when you combine a remote controlled riding lawnmower and the police / other citizens?

This.

(NSFW language, but it is funny to watch. “Hey! That’s the cop that arrested me for DUI!”)





Conservative Comes Out .

Some implied, NSFW language and no cats were harmed in the making of this video.

But it is dead on when it comes to the “tolerance” of some liberals.





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