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A Little Bit Of Humor Before Michael.

We are writing this the day that Hurricane Michael is about to slam into the Florida panhandle. As anyone who has witnessed first hand a hurricane of any strength bearing down on them, it is a scary and stressful time. If people leave their homes and evacuate, that adds more stress to the situation. If you are a “first responder,” the time leading up to a hurricane, during a hurricane and after a hurricane is stressful as well.

Which is why we love this “trespass notice” from the Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office to the Weather Channel’s Jim Cantore.

The Facebook post from the Sheriff’s Office says:

Wired Vs. Wireless.

Ain’t this the truth.

(comic courtesy Deathbulge Comics.)

Cocoa Beach: Dogs On The Beach. At Least It’s Not Cows On The Beach.

image courtesy The Daily Mail.

In case you missed it, earlier this year the City of Cocoa Beach decided to allow dogs on the beach as a trial basis. The move was not without controversy and we certainly hope that the dog owners who pushed for this will act in a responsible manner.

The city commission approved a proposal Thursday night that will allow dogs on a section of Ocean Beach. The ordinance begins July 15 and is in effect for six months.

That will essentially be a trial period to see if dogs and sunbathers can get along, then commissioners will re-evaluate it.


Dogs are currently banned from almost all of Brevard County beaches. The exception is Canova Beach Park, which released the hounds in 2012 and has since become a popular spot for dog owners looking to have a little fun in the sun with Fido.
Dogs at Brevard County beaches

The amendment will allow dogs on the stretch of beach from 4th Street to 16th Street from 6-10 a.m. and from 5-7 p.m. (and then 5-9 p.m. during daylight saving time). Dogs will have to be on a leash and owners are required to pick up after them.

For those who think this was a bad move, we offer that it could have been worse. Much worse. The City could have voted to allow cows on the beach.

Yes, cows.

You Gotta Warn Us!

After yesterday’s post on Palm Bay Councilman Calvin “Tres” Holton and the “recording,” we were reading some blogs and other forums when we came upon one that mentioned the our post.

A person left this comment:


Sometimes I just want to slap someone with a hoecake.


You have to warn us when you make those types of comments. Even though our keyboard is water resistant, we only have so many screen cleaners to clean off the coffee spewed from laughter.

Give us a break, okay?

In all seriousness, thanks for the comment and complement. It is nice to be part of the jargon and the creation of a new meme.

Monday Humor.

It was a long weekend here, so we are starting off with a simple image that made us smile.

We miss manual transmissions.

Hot Air Balloons.

From the talented pens and pencils of AF Branco.

Seeing the protest balloons in Britain I think Trump would have them beat with all the hot air going after him here in America.

The King Goes Fishing.

A bit of Tuesday humor for you…..

The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.

The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain so the king and the queen went fishing.

On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm.”

The king replied: “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him.”

So the king continued on his way.

However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist.

Don’t Take Yourself Too Seriously.

Growing up we used to live next to a great family whose patriarch was of Polish descent. As luck would have it, his wife had blonde hair.

This comes into play the two of them used to tell jokes all the time. For the guy, he would tell Polish jokes as he handed our father a beer. The two would sit on their respective back porches, laughing and solving the world’s problems. His blonde wife was a horrible story and joke teller, but she absolutely loved “blonde jokes.” She couldn’t tell them well, but she would laugh at the punch line like there was no tomorrow. Even our father, who was bald as a billiard ball, loved to tell bald jokes.

Together, the three of them taught us a great life’s lesson: never take yourself too seriously. Laugh at yourself once in awhile.

We seem to have gotten away from that these days and harmless jokes are frowned upon.

But to us, a good joke can often apply to anyone. It doesn’t matter the group, the sex, the ethnicity, etc. Plug in any group and run with it.

With that in mind, we offer this joke to brighten your Monday and your return to work:


The robot talks about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

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