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Why Yes, Hollywood Does Have New Ideas For Films.

One of the laments in today’s world is that Hollywood never has any new ideas. It always seems that they regurgitate or redo the same ideas and films that we have seen over and over.

We have to admit, that we believe that theory too.

Well, no more. We have seen a new and fresh idea for a film. (Wait for it….)

The Velocipastor.

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

Admit it. You cannot remember the last time you heard a tag line for a movie that had a crime fighting dinosaur, prostitutes and ninjas in it.

Lose Some Weight.

(image courtesy System32 Comics on Facebook)

This is both nostalgic and comical. Many of us remember the buzz and excitements of 3.5″ floppy discs. After all, some of us had dealt with 8″ floppies and were thrilled with the 5.25″ floppies that carried a whopping 1.2m of data at their height of use.

We’d Pick The Band Too.

We’ve been readers of the blog “Grand Old Partisan” for a long time. The blog bills itself as a “celebration of the Republican Party,” but for us we just like the history of people upon which the blog focuses as far too many made an impact and are forgotten or unknown today.

The posts are always short and a quick read, but the other day the blog had a post on renowned band leader and composer John Phillip Sousa and the Marine Band.

The video of the post is here:

“…. believe the country would rather hear you than see me, so you have my permission to go.”

Read the post or watch the video. If you are like us, you’ll agree with President Harrison; we rather listen to the Marine Band than the President. (Any president.)

Burger King And The Chocolate Whopper.


Burger King continues to work on and develop the chocolate Whopper.


A little Sunday humor…..

(courtesy of oddball today.)

White Bear Mitsubishi – Gopher Hockey Outtakes – White Bear On Ice.

It’s Friday and we don’t feel like doing a daggone thing.

This video on outtakes from the making of a commercial for “White Bear Mitsubishi” has had us in stitches for several days.

The poor guy in the bear suit cannot catch a break, which makes it all the more hysterical.

How many takes to have a White Bear not slip on the ice during a commercial shoot? Let us count the times!! Enjoy the outtakes from our latest commercial shoot showing our venerable mascot doing its best to stay upright!

Happy Pi Day!

Today is March 14th and that means it is Pi Day! (According to Google, this is the 31th year the day has been celebrated as “Pi Day.”)


Celebrate by taking a mathematical constant to lunch.

Denver International Airport And Their Talking Gargoyle.

The scariest parts of most airports are the long security lines and baggage fees. At the Denver International Airport in Colorado, travelers are also confronted with disturbing art, strange markers on the ground, and a demonic horse statue that killed its creator (no, really). These quirks have given rise to conspiracy theories that the airport is a center of illuminati activity, and now Denver International is leaning into these rumors with a new gargoyle that talks to customers, the Denver Post reports.

Gargoyles are traditionally thought to protect buildings, and Denver already had gargoyles stationed in its baggage claim areas to ensure the “safe arrival of baggage.” Like those statues, the new gargoyle, installed in the airport’s concourse in honor of its 24th anniversary on February 28, looks like a normal stone statue from far away. But when guests approach it, it comes to life, reacting to their comments and holding conversations with them in real time.

Friends of ours were contracted to help build Denver International Airport and they swear there were some strange things going on there.

Many A Person Have Been Enslaved By These Creatures.

(image courtesy of ToonHole.)

What’s the ol’ saying?

“Dogs have masters. Cats have slaves.”

You can see if you are a slave to a cat here.

(Don’t worry, if you have a cat you already are.)

Best 404 Page Evah.

We don’t care what side of the political spectrum you fall in, this 404 page from a certain website is hysterical.

404 Page Oops! This is awkward. You’re looking for something that doesn’t exist….

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