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Coaches Struggle With Using Pronouns.

From the folks at the Babylon Bee…..

This substitute coach has never coached little league baseball before. He has nothing to worry about… as long as he gets the children’s increasingly complicated pronouns right.

The weird thing is that while the Babylon Bee site is known for satire, this piece cuts very close to the bone. Soon, the Babylon Bee will be taken as a serious news source – at least on the par of CNN.

A few of the best comments:

Brian T
5 days ago
Teacher: How about if I use their uniform numbers then?
Coach: We took the numbers off their uniforms.
Teacher: Why?
Coach: Numbers are racist.

TheWatchernator
5 days ago
They all identify as number 1, so there are six number 1’s on the field.

BORN AGAIN BECAUSE HE ROSE AGAIN
5 days ago
And besides that, team members wearing different numbers on the jerseys doesn’t express equality for each individual members.

Brian T
4 days ago
@BORN AGAIN BECAUSE HE ROSE AGAIN Same for batting order. Everybody should bat at the same time.




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