Babylon Bee, The Freedom Convoy, And Justin Trudeau.

The folks over at the Babylon Bee are killing Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his response to COVID, and just as importantly, his response to the “Freedom Convoy” that is protesting in Ottawa. Trudeau has refused to meet with the truckers to discuss the truckers’ concerns and gripes. Trudeau contracted COVID and left Ottawa, but didn’t designate a representative to talk to the truckers. In short, the government is saying “we don’t care what you think or feel, we are going to continue to do what we want in response to COVID.”

Those measures are questionable now as even with Trudeau being masked, triple vaccinated, etc., he still caught COVID and went into isolation.

But back to the Bee….

Trudeau Demands Protesters Stop Shutting Down City So That He Can Shut Down City

OTTAWA—After emerging from his top-secret underground hiding hole, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave a fiery speech before the House of Commons. In it, he demanded truckers stop shutting down the city, in order to give the government room to shut down the city instead.

“Let me be clear,” said the frail little socialist girl claiming to be Trudeau. “Shutting down roads, limiting people’s movement, restricting people’s freedom, and shutting down the city is unacceptable. It’s the government’s job to do that. We must break the back of this fascist blockade so that I may freely shut down roads, limit people’s movement, restrict people’s freedom, and shut down the city.” Trudeau then dropped his mic and tried to exit the building, but got stuck trying to push on a door that said “pull.”

Upon hearing his statement, several dozen people in Ottawa’s House of Commons and The National Capitol Building of Cuba stood to their feet and cheered.

Trudeau is promising to give the people more of what they want if the Freedom Convoy is defeated. “I promise you more mask mandates, more forced vaccinations, and more firings! SCIENCE!” said the Prime Minister before slipping on a banana peel and falling face-first down the stairs.

Last week, a Canadian judge named Justice Hugh McLean granted an injunction against the honking of horns in the downtown Ottawa area. Residents claim that the honking of horns by the big rigs and even smaller cars were depriving them of sleep. Residents claim that the noise was going on 24 hours a day. Truckers said they were not blasting their air horns between the hours of 8 PM and 8 AM. Still, the judge issued an injunction that honking was illegal in the downtown area stating:

Tooting a horn is not an expression of any great thought I’m aware of,” said Justice Hugh McLean during a court hearing in Ottawa Monday.

We did not realize that Canadian law required expression to have a certain value in the eyes of a judge to be a protected action.

Here in the US courts hold that speech is so important that it must be protected or if, as the judge is saying, is so “meaningless,” it must be ignored.

The injunction will be revisited in 10 days.

The Bee stepped up to the plate again.

Trudeau Orders All Geese Rounded Up And Shot For Honking In Solidarity With Truckers

OTTAWA—Prime Minister Justin Trudeau signed an executive order on Friday authorizing the Canadian Mounted Police to have all geese rounded up and shot for honking in solidarity with truckers. The “freedom convoy” of truckers has been a thorn in the tyrannical Canadian government’s side since January 29th, but Trudeau and his cabinet are confident that annihilating avian support will demoralize the truckers and send them packing.

Mounties began chasing geese on Saturday, following them around with burlap sacks and wacky oversized nets. Captured geese are being blindfolded, lined up, and shot—sometimes in mid-honk.

“We now view the Canada Goose as an enemy of the state,” said Trudeau in a statement over Zoom. “If you see something, say something. We must end this fascist honking once and for all.”

Trudeau, visibly shaken by honking geese, claims the attack on his tyranny has exacerbated his fake COVID diagnosis. “I may never be able to meet with the truckers face to face and it’s all because of these hateful geese, not because I’m afraid,” he said.

Minister of Health Jean-Yves Duclos echoed his dear leader’s sentiments when he spoke with the press on Monday morning.

“Trucks honk. Fascists honk. Geese honk,” he said. “Get it?”

Finally, the Babylon Bee released this video on Trudeau.

If this were a prize fight, Trudeau and for all intents and purposes the Canadian government, would be down on the canvas as a white towel flies through the air.

What is truly sad and disheartening is that Trudeau went and participated in a Black Lives Matter protest on June 5, 2020. That protest was going on while truckers were still driving and delivering goods. Like many others, we cannot figure out why Trudeau went and not only met with the BLM protestors, but participated in those protests, yet won’t meet with the truckers.

We’d love to close this post with another article or video from the Babylon Bee, but instead we will leave you with Trudeau’s own comment on mandates and the Freedom Convoy:

So mandates and restrictions help avoid mandates and restrictions?

No satirist or fiction writer could ever have penned that and been believed.

We here at Raised on Hoecakes support the Freedom Convoy and the truckers. We hope that they stay on point and on message and not let the frustration of the lack of government response lead them to more “desperate” measures.

The truckers’ presence and the lack of Trudeau and his government’s willingness to meet with or talk to the truckers says much about the government and its lack of accountability to the people of Canada.

We believe that will eventually blow up in Trudeau’s face.

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